Sunscreen

I
hate
you.

You feel so thick and horrible and slimy on my skin.

I have to slather you on with a butter knife,
for fear of cancer otherwise.

You clog up my pores and now I have these

BIG

ugly zits all over my face. And they
HURT.

I'm not normally vain,
but these things are the size of spider bites.

Ew.

I hate them on my face.

First time I ever have worn foundation.

Thanks a lot, sunscreen. Look what you've done to me.
Hey, at least I'll be melanoma free.



Maybe.